Relax..

It's a typical day in the universe. I try to get through my day without saying a curse, because I curse too much and such and such (f**k)!

I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time. Cause I know Jesus was a rock star. And it was Elvis who turned water into wine!

I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo, I wanna own a llama, I want less drama in my life....I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife.

I got 28 butts in the ashtray. I'm smoking like a chimney, another bottle of whiskey

Because it's just me. Keeping myself company.

I used to pray to a funny little fat man til I found out he was Santa Clause cause Saint Nick never brought shit.

I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy

Hey Mama are you proud of me?....I gotta do something with my life because my idle time is eating me like I'm a super-sized french fry.

(parst from 28 butts. Little Jackie)